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Cleaning the Corn

Guy 1 "hey are you ready to go"

Guy 2 " hold on for a sec I'm cleaning the corn right now"
by monk2010 April 14, 2010
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cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.
Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.
by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008
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Cleaning The Bathroom

when a Bulimic girl turns on all the water (shower tub and sink) to cover up the sounds of her throwing up.
Mom: wow Mary really likes to clean the bathroom, to bad she dos'nt do a good job)

ex2

Mary turns on all the water to hide sounds of her throwing up (her mom is dumb enough to think shes "cleaning the bathroom")
by Frankie nj April 24, 2007
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Cleaning My Socks

Used to describe the event that just took place of hooking up at a party, or in the front of a pickup, and using your socks to clean up the mess. You then continue to party sockless.
Hey man we thought you left the party

No, I'm just cleaning my socks.
by Jordan "PIHB" Craig April 21, 2008
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Cleansing Erotica

The act by yourself, with a partner, or with multiple partners that involves sexual climax in the shower, bathtub, or jacuzzi. Getting clean while getting dirty.
Bryan: "My mom was mad cause I used all the hot water this morning."
James: "I think you should explain how Cleansing Erotica could help her out too."
by Faultyjay March 13, 2008
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Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.
Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum
by theking0514 November 4, 2010
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cleaning the fish tank

A slang term for lesbians eating each other out.
What were u girls doing in there? Cleaning the fish tank.
by Slam Clown January 20, 2010
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