A big and shitty high school located in Clarksburg, Maryland. It is also know as Cranksburg and home to famous brown boys. Not only is the school shitty on the outside but it’s also shitty in the inside. Clarksburg offers many opportunities for young adults. For example, the football team. Even tho they get raped by Damascus and Quince Orchard every year they still attempt to score a touchdown. Clarksburg is home to many druggies and home to kids who like fighting the security guards during lunch. They have no partys happening, or there are small hangouts. Overall, the school is dry.
“Eww, you go to Clarksburg?”
“Aye my cousin goes there.”
“Yo you go to Clarksburg High School that’s wack”
“Aye my cousin goes there.”
“Yo you go to Clarksburg High School that’s wack”
by Bigpapi202 December 2, 2019
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Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.
Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).
Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"
Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."
Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?
Used to be a nice brunette, but then dyed her hair blond, change her nose stud to silver AND decided to re-do the cover of her latest album, Breakaway.
Also the latest of celebrities cooler than Hilary Duff that has gotten into a fight with her. Actually, they never really did start it, if it wasn't for that idiot Joel Madden (Hilary's current cooler-than-her boyfriend).
Anyways, she made up this joke: "I'm going to start a fight. Me and Hilary Duff. Isn't she always in the news for being in a fight with some other chick?"
Joel obviously loves dear daaaaaahling Hilary too dearly. He later commented on his blog about the joke: "It makes me laugh when someone like Kelly Clarkson disses someone like Hilary, coz let's not forget it Kelly, you were a 'contestant' on a TV show."
Now really, I'm starting to lose respect for him. I mean, why the f*** bring up something totally not related to Kelly's remark?
Joel Madden, mind your own business, and ask Hilary wether she can sing as high as Kelly Clarkson can in "Behind These Hazel Eyes" without the help of a couple of computer generators.
by I swear I'm not with him July 28, 2008
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You know when you are in Clarkston when you find a community of smart all too willing to help families. CHS students are focused on there education and future. Often you will find that most of Clarkston has split their attention (i.e. a big athletic community (Have you seen there sports arena?) ).They are full of football, track, and soccer jocks. These students and the school are often mistaken for "white rich kid stuff who have there Vera Wang and huge additudes" to be truthful the school was built off of a ton of fundraising and the stereo type is only for a very small portion of the community. The academical out look is a very high standard, for a lucky few this means Clarkston Science Math and Technology Academy (CSMTA) or International Bachaloriete (IB) and they dont flaunt it either. Clarkston is a wonderfull community with an awesome high school.
Jack- hey nice job on your touch down last night!
Adam- thanks! man im just glad we beat the dragons
Jack- i know rite? wats the total between us now us winning in game count 11-10?
Adam- i think so.
*bell*
Adam-o crap i gotta go huge test this hour!
Jack- oh yeh me 2 c ya l8r!
Jen- hey good job at the Clarkston High School home game last night!
Adam/Jack- thanks!
Adam- thanks! man im just glad we beat the dragons
Jack- i know rite? wats the total between us now us winning in game count 11-10?
Adam- i think so.
*bell*
Adam-o crap i gotta go huge test this hour!
Jack- oh yeh me 2 c ya l8r!
Jen- hey good job at the Clarkston High School home game last night!
Adam/Jack- thanks!
by Olive Nicole July 28, 2011
Get the clarkston high school mug.Very talented, one of the only honestly good modern female singers I've heard. Also very attractive. I had no idea she was on American Idol but that doesn't change my opinion that her music is pretty awesome.
by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006
Get the Kelly Clarkson mug.Clarkson Theory is the idea that if a group of middle aged men who do not know each other, are forced into conversation,the subject of Jeremy Clarkson (and or Top Gear) will definitley be discussed.
Brian was forced into conversation with Paul and Steve at a dinner party, Not knowing either of them Clarkson theory was quickly put into practice...
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
Steve-"So this is awkward"
Paul-"Hmm
Brian-"Did any of you hear what Clarkson said the other day?"...
Steve-"Yer Bloody hilarious!"
Paul-"Ha Ha Ha ...Gypsies.
by makster March 20, 2011
Get the Clarkson Theory mug.A very talented singer, however, all her songs seems to be angry and sexist towards men. She must have some issues with men. I'm sure the feminists love it.
Why are all Kelly Clarkson titled, "Miss Independent" "Never Again" "Since U been Gone" etc.? Why no happy songs? All angry at men? It's getting old.
by Sam123456 May 16, 2007
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these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
these people are pseudo-intellectuals and they can eat my shit.
here are some of the so called "lyrics" that DO NOT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE.
Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torn Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes
1. she uses FIVE LINES to say one thing. shit. there's a point where being musical goes way too fucking far.
2. NO ONE FUCKING CARES WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE.
besides that, she probably didnt even write most of that crock of shit. most "pop stars" have other people writing songs FOR them.
she also thinks she's a "rock star" when in reality she need to shut the fuck up because she really sucks ass.
OMG I WON THE ID0LZ0R EVER1 W0RSH11P MEI MOOSICKLOL
Shit Head: "I LOVE KELLY CLARKSON!!!@#832048423 408324omgomgomg"
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
Reasonable Person: "Shut the fuck up, shit head. You're ruining music."
by shredded wheat August 9, 2006
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