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Civil War

A war of numbers. The North was both more popilated and industrialized, and therefore had control of most of the weapons and ordinance production. The South being less populated and industrialized was thought to be easier to gain control of, and there had been a gold rush not long before the Civil War, which would interest powerful people in North to regain control of a seceded part of the union. Since the North wrote the history books, their version of history was always going to be the more popular and noble sounding version of history, but not everything in a book is to be taken without a grain of salt, any more than any other source. Most wars are money/resource/power struggles once you get below the surface, with headlines about abolition and emancipation from slavery being icing on the cake that gives people a warm, boosted ego, even if the people that started the war had no true interest in or gave a fuck about a single black/ African descendant since it's rare that ones that started the war are the same ones fighting in it (Washington being an exception).
The history books tell people the Civil War was about freeing the slaves to make people feel good inside because it sounds good, but for the average person fighting in it on either side, slavery was the last thing on their mind.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Civil Warhawk

A men's hair style comprised of both a mohawk and a civil war-era mustache.
The biker who just walked into the bar has an awesome civil warhawk.
by Warhawks April 14, 2009
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by WorseThanHitler January 21, 2021
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civil beef

Civil Beef if a state being, post incident, held between two or more parties. Typically the involved parties are not willing to act on said beef due to situational factor or possibly being moist.
Civil Beef usually occurs at the work place or family events.
Co-worker 1 - “what’s up between John and Adam? I swear they used to be best friends
Co-worker 2- “ahh man, didn’t you hear ? They’ve got civil beef”
by AJ Ryan February 13, 2020
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Civil Kissing

A very proper and elegant kiss. Usually experienced between a gay couple.
Andres and Owen had a civil kissing session behind a bathroom.
by Rozzie74 August 13, 2013
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Civil Unioned

The act of completing a civil union and being legally recognized as a same sex relationship.
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by ELOraerae March 31, 2009
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civil war

What America is on the brink of.
America is on the brink of another civil war thanks to Bill Clinton dividing everyone against eachother
so well.
by <o><o> check his fuckin head August 24, 2004
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