Cinderella Clause

The clause wherein one can arrive late enough as to not need to bullshit an excuse to leave.

I pulled the Cinderella Clause to get out of hanging with that breezy.

by The Good Word. December 9, 2008

Cinder Block Sit Down

A sexual act were a funnel is lodged into one partner's sphincter while laying face down making a 45 degree angle with their body. The other partner then proceeds to poor cement into the lodged funnel. This causes a chemical reaction with the rectum and begins to solidify the cement into hardened concrete. After undergoing surgery a perfect mold of the human rectum as a result.

Poor Sam couldn't handle the cinder block sit down, but now I have this nifty paper weight.

by harderass January 16, 2013

cinderella

Rather good 80's glam metal band, fronted by Tom Keifer (the funniest last name ever). They are synonymous with Poison, because they both kick equal ass!

Nobody's Fool, Gypsy Road, Shake Me, Don't Know What You've Got ('Till It's Gone)! Cinderella kicks ass!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 12, 2005

Cinderella Belly

A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.

John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Cinder Block

A basketball player who takes a shot that is so awful that "brick" doesn't due it justice. Rather it is a "Cinder Block".

Context: Playground basketball game

Big Dawg: "TJ please stop firing up those bricks!"

Diesel: "Man brick doesn't even begin to describe how bad those shots were. Those are Cinder Blocks!"

by Jonathan Mozenter (aka. The Professor) May 6, 2004

cinderella fuck

When you fuck a girl, then steal one of her shoes.

I cinderella fucked that girl from the bar last night... and her loafer smells like fish.

by Bobby Mathis July 23, 2007

cinderblock

A pleb. Or someone annoying or just, on a very good night, a member of the public. Plural ("Cinderblocks") may be abbreviated to "cinders"

(While driving through a town at night, as you pass some townies or plebs): "Wooooooooooooaaaah cinderblock!!!"

This may be shortened to "wooooooooooah cinders", "bloody cinders", "pissin cinders", etc. as required

by miles2k6 October 23, 2006