chump

A small furry animal that studies.
Studyin' is for chumps. Come hit up this reckless party with me instead.
by offamaprop February 26, 2009
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Chump

it means your a biach
by rzzs May 06, 2003
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Chump

1- A stupid, retarted, or worthless nown (person, place, or thing).

2- *Caution* can only be used by non-chumps. when a chump uses the word, awkward feelings/moments occur towards that person.
1- kid: Ms. Bower, you art thou a chump.
Ms. Bower: I beg your pardon! you should be ashamed of yourself.

2-
nerdy dude: Hey maaannn you know gilles duceppe? he's such a chump. *nerdy laugh and several snorts*
*awkward silence*
normal dude: even if I knew who he was... I wouldn't care.
by hashely January 17, 2006
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Fibulator

3 humps... wow!!!!

*zing*
by Owned April 07, 2005
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Chump

Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop

Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!
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Chump

1. A person who is the lowest of the low and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone who can be easily tricked and derided by a wittier and more attractive male.
That Kim O'Brien is such a chump
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Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'
"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."
by Alessa November 09, 2006
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