chump

A small furry animal that studies.

Studyin' is for chumps. Come hit up this reckless party with me instead.

by offamaprop February 25, 2009

Chump

it means your a biach

fuckin chump

by rzzs February 7, 2006

Chump

1- A stupid, retarted, or worthless nown (person, place, or thing).

2- *Caution* can only be used by non-chumps. when a chump uses the word, awkward feelings/moments occur towards that person.

1- kid: Ms. Bower, you art thou a chump.
Ms. Bower: I beg your pardon! you should be ashamed of yourself.

2-
nerdy dude: Hey maaannn you know gilles duceppe? he's such a chump. *nerdy laugh and several snorts*
*awkward silence*
normal dude: even if I knew who he was... I wouldn't care.

by hashely January 20, 2006

chump

Fibulator

3 humps... wow!!!!

*zing*

"Fibulator is such a three pump chump !"

by Owned April 7, 2005

Chump

1. A person who is the lowest of the low and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
2. Someone who can be easily tricked and derided by a wittier and more attractive male.

That Kim O'Brien is such a chump

by Oxford English Dictionary March 10, 2005

Chump

Chump metaphore for a dick, actuall definition
Short, thick piece of wood :D
i discovered this when a friend sed they liked the word chump and i wanted them to stop using it, now i can't stop

Person 1- Hey
person 2- yo monkey chump
Person 1- ewww monkey chump
Person 2- haha u sed monkey chump
Person 1- ur sick
Person 2- i can't help it!

by bum licker January 15, 2006

chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 9, 2006