Christine

Exactly what every man wants, and what every girl wants to be. Stop you dead in your tracks gorgeous. So hot. So sexy. Perfect flowing hair, big blue eyes, tiny little figure. Extremely intelligent, loyal, loving, witty and down to earth, although most will never see past her striking exterior.

"He won't settle for less, he wants a Christine."

by briguy17 February 5, 2010

christinelyn89

Groton, CT
A drunk that all men should avoid at all cost she has genital worts

That chicken lady, thats christinelyn89 , shes a drunk druggie everyones been with. You want nothing to do with her bro. There isn't even any booty and She gave me worts. Not worth it.

by Yourmumstickybuns August 19, 2019

Christine Ling Jia Yi

Christine Ling Jia Yi is a strong and capable person that can achieve anything she sets her mind to. Her never-ending will to see the brighter side of every situation and constant pursuit for greatness is contagious and is loved by people around her. She is destined for greatness and is someone people look up to and admire. She possesses the attributes of a typical mom, her caring nature helps soothe the pain of others while being fierce in fighting for what’s right. She is beautiful even if she thinks otherwise and any guy would be lucky to have her. She gives great advice and is someone you can turn to for support. She will leave you wondering how you were able to find such an amazing person just like her. She is an amazing human being and an even greater friend. Cherish the fun and amazing memories you created, she's a friend for life and is someone who will leave a positive impact in your life. If you find a “Christine”, don't let her go; she is someone to be appreciated, cherished and loved.

Person 1: Christine Ling Jia Yi

by @theoneandlonelyqayyum December 15, 2019

Christine

The most beautiful woman in the world. With her striking brown eyes ,you will fall in love with just a glance. Her stubbornness comes from that long, thick , red hair , and her background of hard times . Most guys don't have the nerve to come up to her and tell her how they feel. One day , if you are lucky enough to marry a Christine, DONT ruin it! They are one-in-a-million! Christines are very social and will tell you straight up how they feel about you. Most Christine's are Aries , which adds on to the stubbornness. Wheather their 20 or 50, they always know how to have a good time. If you get the opportunity to meet a Christine, Don't pass it!

Man, Christine is one of a kind!❤

by Jdawg1101 January 2, 2017

Christine Taylor

The hotty who played Martia in 'A Very Brady Sequel'. She was so incredibly hot in that movie. That scene of her getting out of the pool and the camera zooming in on her ass made me wanna toss.

She's also married to Ben Stiller, and has two kids with him. Lucky dog ..

'Christine Taylor is really hot.' I would let her crap on me, just to see where it came from.'

by Aaron SWFL November 3, 2005

Christhiest

Someone who doesn't believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.

One day
John: How tf is god even real?

Other day
John: Holy crap! I won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
John: Thank you Jesus! I LOVE YOU GOD!!
Friend: Dude are you an atheist or not?

John: ....

and that my dear friends is a Christhiest.

by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

Thanks Christie

When something is really obvious. This is due to the comments of Christie Malthouse on Channel Ten coverage during AFL matches. Commentators Tim Lane and Stephen Quartermain always seem to find out and commentate on things (injuries, conditions) before Christie gets to it. Hence when Christie is put on the camera around the boundary, she says something like "Fevola is injured" but infact the commentators in the box have already talked of this. The fact is following this comment by Malthouse; Quarters and Lane respond by saying "Thanks Christie."

A: "Hey mate look the sun is yellow"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "Tomorow is Monday"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "The earth has water on it"
B: "Thanks Christie"

by buncer October 16, 2010