Sup ma dogg, the AzN's and the MexicN's are at it again! They're having another Mafia brawl in the supermarket.
by Anonymous July 26, 2003
Get the AzN Chopstick Mafia mug.Asians are superspicey. I enjoy sweet and sour pork. There can be no hostility between me and chinese food.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.
However, I dislike the Asian Chopstick Mafia, as they degrade chinese food, and undermine its tasty qualities.
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by Furious Duncan November 14, 2003
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no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
what the heck?! what are those?
it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard
woah bro you're right...
yeah bro i know
it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard
woah bro you're right...
yeah bro i know
by crumbledown October 28, 2019
Get the chopsticks taste like cardboard mug.A tool not dissimilar to the hammer or sextant, created by those of the orient. It is often used to transfer food from one location to another (usually the mouth) as a replacement to using one's own hands.
Elizabeth had the discernible distinction of being both white in tone of skin and also being adept with a pair of chopsticks.
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by Literalblackpeople January 5, 2017
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Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
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