child

a little demon that people can create and they think it is cute

that child stole my eyes

by childhater March 29, 2022

child

A spawn of satan that eats everything it finds. It leeches off of your soul and screams with the wrath of a million dead gods. Avoid at all costs.

Person 1: oh god its a child

Person 2: dude RUN IT'LL CONSUME YOUR MENTAL STABILITY AND FEAST ON IT DUDE WHY ARE YOU STANDING STILL?!
Person 1: j o i n u s

by TheLatinIdiot May 25, 2021

Childs

1) A creepy individual
2) A child molester
3) Broads
4) He has a boner right now

Betty: "Did you hear about the sex offender moving down the street, Jim?"
Jim - "Yeah Betty, another fuckin' Childs... I heard he gets off to child pornography."

by Edward Nottiparts January 30, 2008

The Child

A infant character of Yoda's currently unnamed species who is actually 50 years old whom is introduced in “The Mandalorian”. The Child also goes by Baby Yoda in the fandom despite the show taking place after Yoda's death.

Alex: My favorite Star Wars character is The Child
Brian: Don't you mean Baby Yoda?
Alex: It's not Yoda Brian. It's The Child.

by Knights of Reeeeeeee June 11, 2020

child

its blaintanly a sexually trasmited disease!!!

OMG we had sex and she got pregnant!!!

by Mach4 February 22, 2005

Child to child abuse

When a child does abuse to another child

Ahhh mom Child to child abuse Max is hitting me with his bear

by Hashipoo the star February 05, 2018

Child child ornithologist

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.

Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009