child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Child

A young person under 18 who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up

Child )Bella-Hey what are you doing?
Adult. )Kelly-nothing
Child)Bella-did you hear about fort nite?the guns and new skins are so cool!
Adult)Kelly-SHUT THE F UP

by STDS77 October 26, 2019

Child

I don't fucking know but my fucking friend keeps saying it and I hate it

Woman: "um, child so"

by Breuhu November 1, 2019

Child

A parasite that feeds off of you until it sucks away everything you have left

Person 1: Why must we own a child

Person 2: Its never to late for abortion

by Lil_Yeet January 21, 2020

Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
“A child”

“. . . No.”

by Lord Farquaad's Supple Titty April 23, 2020

Child

A human that is younger than a teenager

The Child doesn't like the game.

by suqarings June 27, 2020