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Chesticle

Chesticles are saggy breasts that resemble testicles, though usually found on older women (55+), they are a common sight in Mississippi, Alabama, and Texas on males ages 26+. Chesticles should not be confused with "breasticles" which is a synonym for moobs, man-tits, and other words that mean man boobs.
Dude! Did you see Granny Smith's chesticles?
Yes! Did you see them flap around?
by Devilears1 April 22, 2011
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Chesticles

Large hanging man-boobs often seen on obese men or even some adolecent boys.
Look at the chesticles on that guy! Gross!
by destro8165 May 1, 2010
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chesticle

Pendulous breasts that hang like icicles. Related to testicle in the sexual sense, icicle in the structural sense and chest as in their location on the body.
When she reached for the newspaper, her chesticles nearly fell to the pavement.
by gerry January 9, 2005
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Chesticles

a man's chest that is saggy but not fat, with low nipples.
Wow you have massive chesticles, do you think they produce semen.
by T figure 9 November 15, 2009
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Chesticles

When saggy boobs are so saggy that when they bend over it looks like a pair of hanging testicles.
Man that old lady bent over and she had some hardcore chesticles!
by Clemontine November 22, 2010
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Chestical

(noun) location of the female body
Chesticals (plaural)

A slang word meaning breast.

Slightly compared to the male tactical in regards to:

sagging with age

both producing white substances

a lack of wishing to be injured in the location

and a feared place to get cancer
singular:
Mary was punched in the breast and screamed "AHHHH MY CHESTICAL!!!!"

plural:
Before my period my period my chesticals hurt.
by pandanuggets February 1, 2014
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Chesticles

If a man works out his chest mucles, or pecks, he has earned the right to call them chesticles. Skinny men cannot have chesticles, as they are not present. Fat men cannot have chesticles as they are too fat, they have man boobs instead.
Man 1: Yesterday was such a good work out.

Man 2: Dude, my chesticles are sooo sore.
by Jordan44 February 19, 2008
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