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Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.
Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.
by gangar5599 May 28, 2017
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cheetolin

"Shemales" or "cheetolins" are in high demand. Most of our resident cheetos are Native American or Mexican American. Cheetos have been known to convert many a straight inmate. Some inmates cannot resist an opportunity to receive oral sex. A recently sentenced cheeto in our pod rejoiced, "I can't wait to get to prison for all that sausage!"
- from Jonsjailjournal
by Shaun Attwood February 28, 2008
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hot cheetos

VERY ADDICTIVE cheetos.....usually know as hot chips,cheetos,flaming hot cheetos...BELEIVE ME THEY ARE VERY ADDICTIVE.....I havent been able to stop eating them for about 6 yrs.
damm i need to stop eating hot cheetos!! doctord orders
by COUldnthnkof123 January 15, 2006
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Cheetos

A nickname for toes, especially ones that are long and sunburnt. Toes that are nasty, dirty, sweaty, sandy, or even clean. They usually contain Cheeto Dust and can contaminate anything they touch.
Bro, there’s sand in my Cheetos. Dude, get your nasty Cheetos away from my pillow.
by Ultimate_Angler_1 June 9, 2019
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Cheeto Ho

A girl who will suck a dick for a cheeto.
She was definently a cheeto ho when she took him to the back for "snacks".
by Al Punkin November 5, 2009
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Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.
He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.
by joemammy September 3, 2016
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Cheetoflake

America's greatest snowflake, with his incredibly thin skin spray-tanned an unnatural, orange hue
Inexplicably, the Cheetoflake has the gall to call other people snowflakes, while he whines about being the most persecuted politician in history.
by wampa12 August 27, 2017
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