centarus

3 tounges in an arsehole at one time while being fucked by a horse

Rob loved the centarus tounge in his arse wow why the long face

by Slypie69 November 4, 2017

21st century

Years of technology, money, and other screwed stuff.

Welcome to the 21st century! When lots of hot topic are out, when kids become famous for no absolute reason, when pop music is in our ears, when iphones and macbooks are in six year old's hand, where kids hang out in clubs and malls, AND when i finally understand how screwed and messed up this world is.

by andspenboyy January 8, 2017

dualing centurion

A female weighing at least 200 pounds.

Look at that big ol' dualing centurion over there!

by Back Porch Boys April 1, 2008

21st century humor

the absolute peak of comedy where you throw in a ton of old ass vines and sound effects to fulfill the ever shrinking attention span of zoomers

(1) > yo what’s your favourite kind of comedy
(2) > 21st century humor
(1) > wth is that
(2) > *shows peak comedy on phone*
(1) > …
(1) > what the actual fu-

by dight August 1, 2021

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021

There are no centaurs in Oxford

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

centaurtaur

A two bodied horse that appears in Gravity Falls.

:The centaurtaur was nasty as s**t but it was cool!"

by Off_Brand_Cerealz November 17, 2016