cereal mouth

When you eat too much cereal, especially Cap'n Crunch or other crunchy cereals, and it cuts the roof of your mouth. This can happen with other crunchy foods such as chips as well.

I ate too much Life this morning and now I have the worst cereal mouth.

by Tayski January 5, 2015

cengage

The absolute worst of the worst in College textbook manufacturing. More focused on profits than student education, with shite-ass tools such as Webassign, which is required for college courses

Ayo fuck Cengage man. X=AE-12 wasn't the answer, it was X = AE - 12

by JOhhny guitar October 10, 2021

name 30 cereals

an absolutely cruel version of name 5 cereals
most commonly occurs at camps.

man 1- NAME 30 CEREALS
man 2- OH GOD NO, HONEY NUT CHEERIOS

by bananasareforrape April 1, 2011

are you cereal?

a substitute phrase for 'are you serious?', whch can be modified in a number of ways, eg 'are you for cereal?' (are you for real?)

Johnny: I just saw Britney Spears walking down the street
Kate: Are you cereal?

by katattack December 8, 2007

cereal

A box of sugar with pretty pictures.

Cereal is where the gov'ment puts our brain candy.

by The World August 10, 2003

There are no centaurs in Oxford

1) The situation of an absence of horse-bodied men from the old English city of Oxford.

2) An exclamation caused by a ridiculous long-term belief being realised to be impossible.

1) "I haven't seen any of those horse-bodied men about this city of gleaming spires lately..."
"Well of course, there are no centaurs in Oxford!"

2) "What?! The Moon isn't made of cheese?"
"Isn't that obvious? There are no centaurs in Oxford!"

by Thursday0901 July 29, 2012

centaurtaur

A two bodied horse that appears in Gravity Falls.

:The centaurtaur was nasty as s**t but it was cool!"

by Off_Brand_Cerealz November 17, 2016