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Julius Caesar

Perhaps one of the most misunderstood rulers of the ancient world. As polarizing today as perhaps in ancient times.

Julius Caesar began his early life by fleeing the City of Rome when then Dictator Sulla asked for his death. A compromise was made and Caesar was allowed to return.

His campaigns as a Roman General are some of the greatest triumphs in Military History.

From His conquering of Gaul (modern day France)and Britain to his Consulship along side his rival Pompey Magnus, Caesar was well known and popular with the people of the Republic.

When he was assassinated by the Senate, history was repeating itself as the Roman Senate had already accomplished the same with several other rulers. This in itself may have been the reason the Republic fell and the Roman Empire began.
Julius Caesar was popular among the Roman Plebeians.
by Amadscientist April 17, 2009
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Bitch Cakes

crazy; bitchy; to become annoyed
Originated in Season 2 of News Radio. Quote:

Beth: If my boyfriend acted like that, I would go absolutely bitch cakes.
Lisa: Bitch cakes?
Beth: I just made that up. Think it's gonna catch on?

It hasn't.
by Jakob Harvey April 25, 2006
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beat cakes

When a man rigorously pounds the vagina area.
So you went out with Molly last night? Did you beat cakes?

The cougar needed a good cake beating.
by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010
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Wal Mart Cakes

Soiled baby diapers that have been rolled up and left in the Wal Mart parking lot.
Joe: "Fuck, I'm on parking lot duty tonight."

John: "Enjoy picking up all those Wal Mart Cakes."
by Bulldog December 9, 2008
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Julius Caesar'd

When a popular/powerful individual (often a politician) is betrayed and stabbed to death by a group of colleagues.
After proposing budget cuts to the local branch, Mayor Dick Johnson was Julius Caesar'd by a group of enraged knitting-needle-wielding librarians.
by Scavokretlaw January 4, 2012
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Neil Cakes

Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.
Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.

Flobbers: Ok. That guy's a bloody giant. It's a wonder he doesn't smash his head through the roof.

Dad: You've got that right, he's 5 feet 10 inches you know.

Flobbers: Whoooaaa!
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shawty got cakes

A phrase used to describe a woman with a large and nice ass. The reason it is called cakes is because everybody loves cakes, nice and tasty.
by @AyeIts2Fresh March 7, 2014
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