Carted

Adjective.

To be exceedingly slow, in the manner of a horse pulling a heavily-laden cart.

Steve: "Jon isn't very fast."

Tom: "He's carted mate."

by jon88 March 23, 2009

Corked

When a female is on period and currently has a tampon in, preventing anything from coming out or going in.

Damn, that chick was such a bitch. She must be corked.

by Hilary and Dennis October 6, 2009

Careedy Story

A story which is communicated with such descriptive enthusiasm and gusto, along with expressive flailing of limbs, that the listener cannot help but stand transfixed in anticipation of the ensuing delails.

Unfortunately, not enough space is provided for an accurate representation of a Careedy Story. Sorry.

by HossBoss April 25, 2007

Clarked

To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.

Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.

by Top_Tank July 28, 2012

Carpedonktum

The handle (gamer/hacker/online identity) of a conservative online personality and meme creator, found on Facebook, Instagram, & Youtube, among others.

Did you hear that pro trump supporter Carpedonktum's Twitter account got taken down last week?

by Louie Arden September 21, 2020

caked

Highest level of high.

when you're high you're baked...cakes get baked
person:Man, im caked.

by JizJones February 18, 2008

Caked

1.When you are so blazed out of your mind to take your dick out of you shorts, so u jerk off under your clothing and wake up the next morning with your shorts being CAKED

2. to pass out while jizzing on your self

I got so high last night i CAKED my self

Ish was so blazed out of his mind he woke up CAKED.

When he woke up we looked at his shorts and noticed he was CAKED

by rmyc November 17, 2010