Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school

A school that was designed by someone with no brain, has classes in the hall, makes the cooking class cook for the cafeteria, has no actual cafeteria or stage, decided to start a rap battle club even though they're losing money and are somehow proud of how shit they are

"We, Joane Cardinal-Schubert high school, are proud to say that someone said our school looks like a mall"
"Wtf"

by WhyamIhere2 November 26, 2019

Stillman Cardinal

a really good person. stillman cardinals always unite unless you’re a mean stillman cardinal then the good ones unite against you and you get poked no one wants to get poked but it will happen stillman cardinals are true supporters of one another and if they aren’t then they are exiled to byron

“Hey Lauren, what’s up?!?!?!?!”

“aw you actually support me ur a true stillman cardinal”

by csabtgi March 4, 2019

Stroke cardinal

A pope who dies from a heart attack.

John Paul I died after only 33 days in his papacy. He was just another stroke cardinal.

by Misereant March 11, 2009

The Cardinal

The Cardinal is a majestic being. He is intangible, yet will take blow jobs from the most attractive of females. His title is riddled with irony as he is actually a bad-ass mother fucker and is often referred to as Cardinal Mad-Fuck. He has been known to take on the form of a Grizzly Bear at the week-ends so he can basically just wreck cunts.

Nick Cave based his songs "Stagger Lee" and "O'Malley's Bar" on The Cardinal.

The Cardinal hangs out at Club Trax. He wines and dines on only the finest food and drink (kebabs and barricks). He hangs with only the freshest niggas in the hood (The Hurricane, Spicey, Mr. Allen, The Young Fuck and co.). He has been known to indulge in a bit of recreational drug use and highly recommends Northern Lights weed.

I heard The Cardinal is gonna be here tonight...

That mad bastard? Get a pad-lock on your girl's minge, that boyo is always knee-deep in CLUNGE

by KneeDeep September 9, 2010

kieran cardinal

the best boyfriend a girl could ask for, loving, caring, exceptional, perfection, treats you like your on the top of the world!! kieran cardinal is always going to be nicoles favourite person because he makes her feel the best she’s ever felt and loves her more than anybody else could ever imagine doing!! kieran cardinal is PERFECTION, husband material<3

kieran cardinal is the best boyfriend in the entire world!

by partygirl77 March 14, 2021

Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.

I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.

by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023

Bob Cardinal

Noun - The description of one so complexly simple, they can not be described as anything else. Both Sensitive, and funny, caring and cruel. He is all, and nothing. They are neither the best or the worst. They are simply, Bob.

Q) How would you Describe Bob Cardinal?
A) Bob Cardinal is..... well... Bob is BOB!

Q) who is the weirdest person you know?
A) Bob Cardinal

by Wildcard1984 March 2, 2009