Guy: Look, here comes that dork Justin Bieber! HAHAHAHA
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*
Edgy Teenage Boy: LMAO that guy is legit Cancer
*writes about the smell of his hair in his fanboy diary*
by EpicCollision June 23, 2017
by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002
A vicious person who is extremely negative and adversely affects the mood and demoralizes those around him/her. He/she cannot be fixed or changed and needs to be cut out of the system, or the pathetic nature of the person will spread like wildfire and create an everlasting hostile environment.
The director of international relations is cancer and needs to be canned. He whines like a baby, sabotages other's projects, and is flat-out an ingrate.
by Willy Bee November 02, 2007
a disease that already has a cure, but has not been released, and probably never will be due to the fact that the government are a bunch of stuck up ass wholes and are getting entirely too much money to stop now. This is also a form of population controll ,that could be purposely diagnosed to unfortunate babies at birth
Government: OMG! check out all this money were getting!! OH LOOK OVER THERE, so much population, set out the cancer again !
by bigman manley man April 09, 2006
by Brad March 12, 2003
A zodiac sign that represents a well-mannered, intelligent person. Usually tall and slender, Cancer's are well-rounded, committed, and appealing to the eye.
by corcor44 February 05, 2012