penis calendar

A humourously annoying person, sometimes affectionately refered to as a jew or an asshat.

Daniel, quit being a penis calendar, you silly man!

by Ian and Dan August 30, 2008

calendar girls

Hippest and hottest jewettes to grace our fair planet.

That group of calendar girls is giving me the eyes, right now. I'd like to light each and every one of their menorahs.

by jacksonawesome February 6, 2010

day-by-day calendar

MOORPARK RESIDENTS ENJOY A COMMUNAL DUMP
actual newspaper headline

eat. spit. be happy.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

calendarize

(V): The action of placing an event or occurrence onto a calendar.

I need to calendarize my dentist appointment.

by tilo February 12, 2006

Millenial Calendar

A modern calendar setting year zero as the year the internet was launched 1982 while rataining standard calendar months and days, with all years after 1982 referenced as "the year __ A.I." or "after the internet" and all years before 1982 referenced as 'the year __ B.I." or "before the internet."

Using the Millenial Calendar a person born in 2004 would be said to have been born in the year 21 A.I. , and a person born in 1966 would be said to have been born in the year 21 B.I.

by respectistheanswer May 19, 2018

calendar cat

A cat whom struts whilst displaying the "date"

Get your calander cat's ass out of my face.

by Browning Smears November 15, 2003

Calandra

Someone that is addicted to World of Warcraft, but is unable to play it well.

Smo Joe is such a Calandra for skipping out on us to play World of Warcraft. Doesn't he recognize his inability to play the game?

by Worldly Advice November 21, 2009