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Crespy

To be so fresh and so clean. The ultimate form of freshness.
Guy 1: Damn, I'm feeling crespy!
Guy 2: Uhh what?
Guy 1: beyond fresh
Guy 2: Holy shit, I should have thought of that...
by Dusteen June 22, 2011
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crescia

A beautiful girl that will always try her best to be the most amazing friend and partner. She has the sexiest looks and will always outdo any other girl.
by astralsky May 20, 2018
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cressa

beautiful, exuberant, intelligent and sexy in every way
you should be like cressa. ha ha ha
by Cressa January 26, 2009
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crescencio

Picture perfect man in the world, he has a wonderful heart and treats his girl like a queen she is, if you ever meet him , be sure to never lose him as a friend
by Anonymous72696 September 22, 2017
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Zookeeper's Caress

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver
aw man last union night Freddy packed a mad dip and performed the zookeeper's caress on some '92 in the girls bathroom
by a zookeeper September 28, 2010
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Bec Cares

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.
Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"
by $portez November 7, 2011
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crespo

A person who exhibits exceptional musical talent, as in Jimmy Crespo, lead guitarist for Aerosmith.
Wow, he is a musical genius, such a crespo!
by Carol C March 2, 2014
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