couch trick

a method of using your couch cushions for sex. Take a small plastic sandwich baggy (no ziploc) and coat the inside liberally with personal lubricant. Then take a small towel and soak it in warm to semi-hot water then wring it out. Fold the towel and wrap it around the sandwich baggie with the open end facing out. Stuff the warm towel and baggy between the couch cushions and go for it.

Man I was so horny last night and she wasn't around so I used the couch trick. It was awesome.

by Gips January 14, 2008

couch hangover

when one gets up from lying down on the couch, and gets a short term dizziness; headache and disorientation.

After the final last night, i had a crazy couch hangover

by cadenfeldman January 27, 2008

Couch stain

The marks left on your face after falling asleep on the couch.

Did you just wake up?
Yeah, why?
I can tell by the couch stains on your face.

by Dizzy15116 June 1, 2014

Couch jumping

Jumping from friend to friend hapily sleeping on their couches. An individual who relys on friends to stay and sleep at. They usually have a home and family to go to but they want to get away. These people are usually very good at begging their friends to do things for them.

"keith is very good at couch jumping, he hasnt been at his house for weeks now."

by ryandoe11 February 22, 2015

couch lock

Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.

"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."

by Haddock May 31, 2005

couch skiing

The act of a person sitting on the couch and jerking off men on each side of him/her, at the same time. The simultaneous jerking off motion resembles using ones poles to descend down a ski mountain.

Dude, Doug is such a homo. He got drunk and went couch skiing with the the two captains of the guys basketball team.

by Lilly Rowell September 29, 2007

couch wookie

A very hairy individual who lays on your couch with one hand on a beer and the other down his pants while he watches shows like "Monster Garage" and "Tech TV", all the while wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Steve, that bloody couch wookie, is eating the left over popcorn from between the cushions again.

by Lowbrow Dot Org November 1, 2004