Canned coochie

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it

oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE

by Scoomplie October 28, 2019

canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM

Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.

by hoagly January 16, 2011

Connect the Stars

1. Like saying "Connect the dots". However, in a much cooler, more astronomical way.

2. A game in which several people look up into the sky and make random shapes. Whoever can make the most ridiculous pattern/shape wins! This is one way in which ancient people made constellations.

1. "Do you know if Sally and John are going out?"
"I don't know dude, why don't you connect the stars for yourself?

2. "Want to play a rousing game of Connecting the Stars?"
"Uh, sorry man, I'd love to sit around and make dots and invisible lines turn into detailed designs, but I'd rather watch paint dry."

by Charmander W. February 8, 2009

connected guy

In Mafia terms,a man who has close ties to organized crime, but is not an official member.

In the movie Donnie Brasco, Donnie was a connected guy in the Bonanno Crime Family, but not a made man.

by 66tornadoes December 13, 2016

connector

someone who has an evanconnect name (bad siege name)

omg! look at this connector!

by Florso April 7, 2021

canned cheese energy

When someone is acting soooooo cringeworthy that you allude them to the lowest possible tier of cheese.

You're giving me canned cheese energy right now

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

wet connection

n. when a girl can eat out of her own vagina

Holy shit! I just saw Jill having a wet connection with herself up the punane.

by j rox ice January 27, 2005