Confederate Sub

When three or more men line up on a couch and jerk each other off my moving the next man’s arm. A horizontal double Dutch rudder.

It wasn’t gay that we all jerked off on the couch, we never touched each other’s dicks it was a classic confederate sub.

by Southern Boy 56 August 11, 2022

Confederate Flag

Also known as the "Southern Cross," it is flag with a red field with a blue saltire (diagonal cross), trimmed with white, with 13 white stars used to represent Incestsexuals.

William: Have you seen Robert's new Confederate flag?
Mary: Yeah! I glad to see he's finally showing his southern pride and coming out as Incestsexual.

by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024

Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 21, 2023

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025

Tea Party Confederate

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.

During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.

by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013

Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag

UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag (n.)
\ˈəp-ˌsīd-ˈdau̇n kən-ˈfe-d(ə-)rət ˈflāg\

A flag that stands for peace and Black pride.

"Hey, you stupid racist mother-fucker. Take that fucking flag off your hick fucking cracker car."

"No, Nigger. This is an UPSIDE-DOWN Confederate Flag."

"Sweet."

by kvoorhees May 1, 2010