Click

A penis so small, it might as well be a clitoris.

He sat in his cuck chair, pulled his click out and started jerking it to his wife getting fucked.

Click by Dickassjr July 26, 2026

*click* 

A word used to simulate a period at the end of a sentence, or the end of a conversation, when spoken.

Not often used by anybody besides me.

There's nothing left! *click*

*click* by omnipseudonym December 29, 2004

Click factor 

Value rating of a person based on how many mouse clicks or screen taps it takes to find their naked photos on the internet.

*Watching a movie*
Dude: Who's that girl? I'm going to check her click factor.
Dude: 3 clicks and I see her titties.
Other dude: Click factor of 3, not bad but she’s no star.

Click factor by The Nightfly August 19, 2020

click bait hero 

click bait hero (n): an online Samaritan who saves many the pain of opening a sensationalised article by releasing the mundane details in the thread below, typically attaining top comment status.

TOP COMMENT: All you need to know is that Will Smith got his name because it is short for 'William'.

REPLY: You sir, are a click bait hero!

click bait hero by Spagalucci October 1, 2016

click hole 

Much like a black hole, but for the Internet. One click leads you to the next which leads you to the next which leads into the next. And the next thing you know, eight hours has passed and you don't exactly know how you got where you are.

I got stuck in a click hole last night of endless puppy videos online. I'm buying a pomsky today.

click hole by Samalamalamalama November 8, 2015

Click-Bait 

When a news article or link has a provocative title in order to get you to click on it.
Even though it's actually total sensationalism bullshit.

TITLE
'President Obama loves KKK!?'

"Hey what the fuck, Deshaun you see this shit?"
"Ahah man, that shit's just click-bait!"
*click*
"Obama loves the Krispey Kreme's new special item, 'Krispey Glazed Bear Claws.'"

Click-Bait by John Nostalgia August 2, 2014

Click bait 

An urban dictionary reader searched the term "click bait." What happened next will shock you.

I'm never gonna click that link--there's no story there. It's click bait!

Click bait by Brianator37 June 24, 2016