cartel carpet

see: drug rug, baja hoodie

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"

by Swagmoney69 January 20, 2016

cartel

spanish way to say gang

oh shit the cartel is coming for me

imma join the cartel

by latina$$$ October 20, 2019

Cartel

Spanish for angry faggots with small dicks

The cartels are just another subsect of being a cuck faggot.

by THE BIG BOSS July 14, 2021

Cartel

Cartel is usually a middle name, cartel is a person that has big DICK, there friends are usually the casual friends you would see

Morgz mum: cartel be havin gucci

by Bald nugget June 07, 2020

Cartel

A man of which holds vast different Characteristics, those of which include: song writing, lyricist, easy to comply with and successful

“My bro definitely has a Cartel mindset”

by Holist.we December 03, 2021

Cartel

A crazy dude who always gets girls to like him, and seems to find a way to make people laugh.

YO ITS MY BOY CARTEL
YOUR SO LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS A FRIEND

by JOHNNYHOHNJONES November 23, 2021

Tax Bear Cartel Member

A Jewish Lesbian

I was invited to a Hannukah party by my close friend that happened to be a Tax Bear Cartel Member

by Pieface_37 May 06, 2024