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cartel carpet

"Bro I was down South of the border and snagged me a cartel carpet."
"Weren't you deported?"
by Swagmoney69 May 1, 2016
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SV Cartel

Aka the Silicon Valley Cartel. A conglomerate of big tech companies primarily in Silicon Valley that collude with each other to censor anything outside their narrative and crush any competition that does not fall in line with their interests.
Dude, did you hear that Steve's start up company lost their cloud services? The SV Cartel pulled the rug on his start up company only because he allowed a Proud Boy to use it once.
by Some Anonymous Dude February 25, 2021
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Mexican Cartel

The act of eloping act with wits pre prepared tarp pre-layed out making her lay down flat and taking a huge shit on said chest and pissing on her then proceeding urinate then wrapping her tightly and tieing the tarp tight and placing her in to the boot of your car and driving around till well marinated roughly 2-3 hours and then dumping the tarp and reporting it to the police as a dead body
Hey bro I seen your misses after you gave her a mean Mexican cartel
by Dirty filthy slut Eg CummyBear October 15, 2025
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Pulling a mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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cartel

oh shit the cartel is coming for me

imma join the cartel
by latina$$$ October 20, 2019
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curry cartel

the tryhards of the grade. always sexualizes every girl and refers to them with derogatory terms. ALWAYS USES THE N WORD, but they don't have the right to. idiots. however, there are like 2 exceptions.
Girl 1: omg, did you hear what the curry cartel did??
Girl 2: yeah!! they hate women, they're such d**ks.
by crystal'snumber1fan October 8, 2020
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Roaching Cartels

When -TI- Realizes they are too garbage to push a cartel so they sit on 800m rocks and shoot people in the back
Jim: hey wanna push OG?
Cartel Fighter: nah TI is roaching Cartels so ima just camp rebel
by FUck TI December 29, 2018
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