Calfe

Verb. To fail in every way possible.

If one fails in something that it should not be possible to fail in, they have calfed.

A person that often bails out frequently.

Is Alex coming?
No. He totally calfed.

by YouKnowWhoIAmDontEvenTryToDeny June 10, 2009

Calfo

To be ridiculously professional and professionally ridiculous, simultaneously.

Did you see that kid sink 10 cups in a row, with his eyes closed?
Yeah, he was a regular Calfo!

by Nick Fiddler September 16, 2010

calftractive

Used to describe a woman whose calfs are showing leading to being described in either a possitive or negative way.Usualy said in a sarcastic tone.

Bob:Dude look at that girl,she should not be wearing short shorts.

Steve:Yah that's totally calftractive.

by Killzark April 19, 2009

Calfed

When you fuck a girl so hard that when she goes to walk her legs give out like a baby calf

I calfed that girl so hard last night she fell down when she go up to walk to the bathroom.

by Sr.Ridiculously winning June 15, 2020

calfjob

The act of giving pleasure to a males genitals with a woman's calves.

Oh Shari, that was the best calfjob you've ever given me!

by gatorz618 February 15, 2007

calfing

genetically modifying animals at a young age

why is calfing a thing?it is horrific!

by GIjones July 3, 2016

calfed

the act of a newborn on ice, a fetal calf, symptoms consist of efensike eyes, and being in the state of euphoria known as the munchies

Bob Marley is a prime example of being calfed.

Ian was so calfed last night, he left a trail of crumbs that eventually led to his spot he passed out.

Scoob is a baby calf.

Dude I'm so calfed right now, I say we order the 5-5-5 deal from Domino's.

by Danny Nugent December 9, 2008