Barnacle

Some biomass on the ceiling with a tounge from the boarder worldxen When you touch said tounge it pulls you up into the "mouth" and eats you
it can be killed via any weapon in the game or physics object (exclusive to half life 2)
it also generated alot of por-
they also like do this creepy ass thing where they launch their tounges in a certurn direction.

Friend:try to see if you can go across inside that room
Me:i cant the barnacle is going to do the toungy thingy

by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020

barnacle

Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your misery by talking your ear off about the most inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.

"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly. Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours. Pardon me, I have to go to the bathroom."

by Moonwtrash February 18, 2009

turd barnacle

A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.

This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.

I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.

by kynaris June 4, 2011

Barnacle

Car Sales: A person with bad credit who is unable to get a car loan. A total waste of time. Too many of these customers in a month will sink the month, just like too many barnacles on a boat will sink that boat.

That last customer was a barnacle! The Finance department could not get him approved even with $2000 down

by danth666 September 19, 2009

barnacle

An act in which a man masturbates on a bed, and just before ejaculating, jumps up and shoots his sticky goo-nuts to a ceiling. Bonus points if the semen dangles from the ceiling and stays there.

"Yo dude. I just barnacled Jimmy's room."
"That's going to suck when he comes home..."

by Justin Herbert January 10, 2009

barnacle jenkins

when a girl infected with herpes scoops said herpes from her vagina and proceeds to give a man a handjob

drew: that hooker gave michael a handjob with a herpes hand last night

raf: i bet he woke up with a nasty case of the barnacle jenkins

by taineekewbinpeenus January 9, 2011

Barnacle

A barnacle is a piece of feces that hangs outside of the toilet water from a prior use of the toilet.

"Oh jesus! Do they really expect me to use this toilet brush on all these barnacles? I don't even live here!"

by Rjn2301 June 6, 2018