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FUBAR BUNDY 

Irreverant emergency department slang.

Considered unprofessional, as with many other informal terms, although a certain amount of gallows humour is a common part of emergency medical practice, used as a coping mechanism for severely traumatic experiences.

F**ked up beyond all recovery, but unfortunately not dead yet.

Used to refer to a mortally-injured patient who has no chance of survival but is still clinging to life by a thread. The job of the ED staff here is to ensure that the person's last minutes/hours are as comfortable and as dignified as possible.
"Doctor, you need to see the man in cubicle 7. BIBA (brought in by ambulance) from that pile-up on the M60 - he's FUBAR BUNDY but you'll want to set up a diamorphine infusion ASAP."
FUBAR BUNDY by Dr. Nash March 19, 2008
(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.
He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.
Ted Bundy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Someone who isn’t hot no matter how many people on Twitter and tumblr say so.
He also killed, raped between 30-50 women in the span of 2 years. He burned body parts in his wife’s kitchen, had sex with dead bodies, bit, stalked and abused so many women and confessed to it all before he was electrocuted in 1989. If you think that man is a snacc get out cuz your disgusting
Man your not looking so fine today. Not as bad as ted Bundy tho he was a serial killer who was a disgusting human being!!!
Ted bundy by Jajwgsus April 18, 2020

Fundy Bundy 

While intoxicated, an individual draws a face on their butt using the butthole for the mouth. Then proceeding to another subject, the individual gets their attention and then defecates uncontrollably making it look as if their anus were vomiting.
Sup bra im gonna go give them ol bur-ga-lers the ol fundy bundy!
Fundy Bundy by b00m&B4ng March 18, 2011

Peggin' Al Bundy 

The sexual act in which the female is pegging the male whilst donning a strap-on. And complaining in his ear the whole time. Repeating is it Thursday yet?
So Marci asks Steve, " I know it's only Wednesday, but can we peggin' al bundy tonight?"
Peggin' Al Bundy by 1kookat November 1, 2020

Ted Bundy Syndrome

A condition in which a ridiculously good-looking guy you're dating is initially charming then you realize not only is he a complete douchebag, but he most likely will bludgeon you to death with a Louisville Slugger while you sleep
You:"Quinn your new boyfriend is soooooo hot and gregarious"
Quinn: "I'm dumping him, he killed my kitten with a chainsaw I suspect he suffers from Ted Bundy Syndrome"
Ted Bundy Syndrome by DeliaDL October 5, 2011