bumming

The act of anal intercourse.

"Did you see Uncle Percy the other day?"
"No I didn't. Why do you ask?"
"Well he was down the hospital wasn't he?"
"I didn't know that. What's up with him then?"
"He only had to get his asshole stitched up."
"How come?"
"Well you know Bobby from the Rotary Club?"
"Oh yes. What of him?"
"Well he's not an inconsiderable size in the penis department and they reckon he's loosened up Percy's dirtchute with all the bumming they've been up to."
"Poor old Uncle Percy. "
"Yes, I know. Such a shame. A very nice man."

by LiberaceHudson October 20, 2016

are you bummin'

Like "are you serious?" but more extreme. Used as a phrase of disbelief.

How much for these jeans?

£150

£150? Are you bummin'?

by lockyinnit January 2, 2010

Bumming Brigade

Three guys who think they have all the swag, and walk around acting like they might even get a glimpse of a vagina that night. they also have that one extra guy, who isn't as much of an arse hole, but still isn't someone you'd want to be around.

Essentially, the opposite of pussay patrol.

Guy 1: Who are you guys?
Guy 2: We are the pussay patrol
guy 1: Weird you look more like the bumming brigade
Stereotypical gangsta: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

by OhSh!tSon December 31, 2014

Bummers knee

Injury caused by being on your knees and getting bummed too much

“Look at Alex hobbling around “

“Yeah he’s got bummers knee bad”

by D from Sale April 14, 2022

Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.

As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.

by Zygmont Quade March 18, 2010

white bummer

A movie or "film" that creates feelings of sadness or guilt. These movies target privileged white people who have no other outlet for this type of normal, human emotion.

"This white bummer really hits me in the feels, ya know?"

by DJ DadMouth July 16, 2020

bummed in the gob

Phrase originating from the verb 'to bum' (see sex up your arse) which comes from the english noun meaning bottom, and sex to do with such'.

A playful and hilarious threat between friends being silly. Refers to anal sex and oral sex without making any sense at all, anatomically or otherwise.

Shut up, or Miffed will bum you in the gob

by Guru Meditation Error January 7, 2004