Brunette

People who are jealous of blondes hair, so they make fucking retarded jokes about them. Actually, some blondes are not stupid. Ever thought of that? Blondes can sometimes be bitches, and so can brunettes, but i think its a pile of fucking bull shit that in every movie i see, the blonde girl is always either the popular bitch, or the goody goody. SO stereotipyical.

Brunette: "HOW DO YOU KILL A BLONDE?"

Other Brunette: "HOW?"

Brunette: "YOU PUT A MIRROR AT A BOTTOM OF A POOL!"

Other Brunette: "OMG!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!! so FUNNY!!"

Blonde: "wow. You are THAT jealous of me, that you have to tell that fucking stupid joke like every time i walk by."

by whocaresanyways? January 5, 2010

Total Brunette

Someone with brown hair, brown eyes, and is usually a Caucasian (but not always). No, not black hair, and no, not hazel eyes. Standard, beautiful, brown hair, and gorgeous brown eyes, dark, light, or medium! :)

"Oh, there' Sarah; she's a total brunette!"

by Adelyn July 31, 2012

National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day

November 24 is now National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day. Find the Brunette/Blond you hate (or love?) with a burning passion and give him a nice smack across the face.

Oh, it's National Slap a Brunette/Blonde Day! Now where is Cedric, ah my least favorite Brunette get your ass over here! HEY DRACO- Let me give you a slap, you Blonde

by The George that hates Cedric November 20, 2020

brunettechvrz

Brunettechvrz is a amazing person and she has an amazing girlfriend her coloring is the best but her edits

Brunettechvrz i amazing!

by Sofia1 October 9, 2021

Brunettefan

1. specimen of great beauty
2. extremely smug at times hot
3. worth the headaches

Fuck me that smug bitch is hot

by Flak March 24, 2005

the brunette biznotches

they run the halls of sandy springs at there private shcool in olney, maryland. theres 3 real brunettes in the group, but they have 2 otha friends with red and blonde hair. the brunettes are renzo, kellz, kiley and the red is dani and the blonde is jessie. they have a wars with the other girls in the grade who are immature and hatin cuz they take the men.

l- who are those sexy girls with the furhood coats?

m- the brunette biznotches!!!!!!

l- dude i wish i was one very badly

m- man i wanna fuck em all

by soccerplaya06 December 7, 2006

brunettes

Based on your definitions, a bunch of very conceited, pompous girls. I happen to be a blonde and I don't run around making definitions that read, "Oh em gee!11!!one!11! Blondes are lYke so much better!"

" Look at that conceited brunette who's making fun of blondes. What a loser; she can't even get a guy to buy her a drink."

by Blonde Mafia December 11, 2004