broadsided

When a female verbally attacks a male out of nowhere for seemingly no reason.

"I was talking to my friends about football last night and all of the sudden I was broadsided by Ashley for no reason."

by MassSuffering September 13, 2011

Broadie

A dude who's friends with a band but doesn't play any instruments so they give him odd jobs like carrying gear and fetching beer much like a roadie but yet he's their bro.

Adam, can you get the band a round of beers please?

Thanks man, you're an awesome broadie.

by Laarge Maarge September 17, 2017

brookside

a brand of Kenyan Milk

I told you you should have gotten Brookside instead of KCC.......

by lady D April 25, 2005

Broadsided

To be slapped unexpectedly with a cock in one's face. It's similar to turning and walking into a pole-except the pole is a huge penis.

I went and broadsided Bobbi Lee after she told me that she got a better grade on the test than me.

by Penumbra7 September 15, 2004

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 1, 2020

Woadie Broadie

It's an expression used in many ways, you can use it when you're surprised, scared, or when you're absolutely mind-blown/fucked

Woadie broadie!! woah you really scared me

by RECKLESS October 3, 2017

broadie

A guy, usually white guy, who's culture is somewhere between wigger & punker. They usually drive trucks that are slightly raised in the front. The trucks usuall have naval star stickers, and X-game/ motocross/ surfing/ skateboarding or some type of extreme sport logos on their trucks or tattoos. They are usually posers and not very good at these sports. They use the word "bro" alot, and usually do not know that they are broadies in the first place. A girl who hangs around with them is called a Broady-o or Broady Ho

"I don't want to go to Hermosa Beach, too many broadies over there"

by Lazlo Ryder September 7, 2007