Brittney

A beautiful girl often mistaken for a slut. When most people see a Brittney they usually have something that makes them standout (Large Boobs, Ass, Eyes, etc..) Brittneys are nice and caring. Often have many haters and take everything to heart if you ever meet a Brittney don't let her go, she'll go really far with you and won't give you second chances often. They have amazing personalities and can be annoying at times. Not to mention total badasses, always the first to do something.

Sam: Dammmmn!

Riley: What?

Sam: Check her out!

Riley: Oh that's brittney.

Sam: She's HOT

Riley: Yeah & She has a nice personality.

Sam: AND SHE'S FUCKING HOT! I'd tap that!

Riley: No Shit.

by MusicRomance June 16, 2010

Brittney

Brittney is a sexybeast who all the guys want!! She is amazing in bed and is a keeper; if you ever get the chance to be with her stay with her she'll be the best you EVER had (:

She's got to be a BRITTNEY ; i just got a boner

by onlytheebaddest December 26, 2010

britney'd

To have one's car damaged in a parking lot with no note left by the moron who did the damage.

My car got "Britney'd" at the mall.
Dude, judging by the height, it was probably an SUV.

by gregory trayne January 2, 2008

Leave Britney alone

Etymology: from Chris Crocker's desperate cry to leave Britney coo-coo bird Spears alone, which led to him taking all the heat.
Usage: 1. encouraging someone who is talking bullshit or madness or is being pathetic.
2. saying or promising someone something just to shake him or her off.
3. when having no words to describe what you are doing or have done.

1."yeah, man!! I mean really, leave Britney alone" ;
"not only that, they should also leave Britney alone";

2."sure thing, I'll call you and will have lunch, and leave Britney alone... sure.."

3."what do you mean i haven't done anything all day. I've been leaving Britney alone."

by e-shy April 8, 2008

Brittney

the girl you are secretly in love with but, you cant show how you really feel because your friends are always on your case about her; teasing about when you two would are going to go out and something happened just recently and now you two dont talk very much and you appear to be slipping away from each other. Thats a bad thing because you 2 were meant to be with each other... no matter what. so save this. make the first move or you'l regret it the rest of your life.

You are Brittney are meant to be.
Its fate.

by I love her - cory December 18, 2008

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

Britney Brat

A child whose parent does not enforce discipline and spoils them with whatever they want.

That mom better stop buying her kid everything and beat her ass for misbehaving, otherwise she's going to turn into a britney brat

by mtubeekeeper February 28, 2010