breakfast special

An anonymously delivered poop deposited in somebody else's restroom by a house guest early in the morning before anybody else has awoken and is discovered immediately because of an evidently rich scent once the issuer disappears.

Hey we probably had too much cheese last night at our New Year's party. Someone left a breakfast special in the toilet right before I got in there!

by eatabagel January 1, 2013

jacksonville breakfast

to give a blow job first thing in the morning

Clover had a Jacksonville Breakfast when she surprised Matt with a blow job first thing in the morning.

by clever clover November 23, 2009

tiger breakfast

When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as “tiger”, “champ”, or “big guy”.

Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him “champ.”

by glashcash July 3, 2021

full Liverpool breakfast

A cuppa tea and a ciggy.

No matter how many bevvies she had consumed the night before, Cilla always made sure she got out of bed to prepare her children a full Liverpool breakfast.

by w00fdawg October 1, 2005

head and breakfast

When your girl gives you head while you eat cinnamon toast crunch

Bro I got some dank head and breakfast this morning... me and my biddie both feasted!

by Jacobcod May 11, 2017

Breakfast Table

A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.

I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.

K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.

by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010

french breakfast

To skip eating breakfast entirely and just have coffee and a cigarette

Eaten this morning yet? Nah, just going outside for a french breakfast

by CivilianTarget January 28, 2008