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Chaston Botello

The wrong way of saying Chaston Bojello
Person one: Hey my name is Chaston Botello.
Person two: Do you mean Chaston Bojello?
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Juan Pablo Botello

Juan Pablo Botello, also known and JP or Pablo is a yeehaw boy who likes to act like he can claim Atlanta.

Juan Pablo Botello is the stupidest person you will ever meet but also the funniest. He is a light of happiness and a the single handed best person to be around. While he might say dumb things a lot, he makes up for it with his kindness, humor, and great personality. He’s hardworking and very smart in the educational sense. Juan Pablo is admirable and an obvious asset to any scenario or as someone in your life. A quality person to have 24/7. Reliable, genuine, and kind hearted at all points of the day. His confidence and motivation are admirable.

Juan pablo is creative and has a really good taste in music. He is incredibly well-rounded; being educated in traditional concepts like business and finance while also taking interest in art, fashion, and other generally creative concepts. He’s energetic, and uplifts those around him. In addition to him being kind, he’s fun, can get along with anyone, & a BADDIE even though he is 5’2.

The only bad quality he has is that he will leave you on read at least once a day, and only knows one dance move.
Who the fuck is Juan Pablo?

Juan Pablo Botello slid in my dms 3 times
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bolex

1. a mans testicles
2. expression -'oh-no'
3. an insult
4. telling a person that they are lying (watever)
5. a compliment

other known spellings- bollocks, bollex, bolocks, bowlock, bowlecks, bollecks, bolox and bollox
1. "im gonna kick him in the bolex!"
2. "it isnt working" "bolex!"
3. go suck cock u bolex-ass-shit
4. "i cant come tonight, im ill"- "bolex u are ill!"
5. "awww u shouldnt of done this, u crazy lil bolex u!"
by chellybaby February 6, 2004
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Botox

When someone gets sick of seeing their own disgusting, frog like, leather textured face and wants to see Audrey Hepburns instead. So they get loads of needles and stick them in their forehead, cheeks, chin, uppermouth area and other places. However, they did not know what to put in a Botox Syringe so they put cooking oil in it and ended up looking like Pete Burns/The Grinch/Shrek/Wayne Rooney.
Middle-Aged Woman1: Awh, i seriously have no idea what to go as for this Halloween Party.

Middle-Aged Woman2: OMG! You can go as Shrek :)

Middle-Aged Woman1: Oh Yeah! Good idea, Susan!

Middle-Aged Woman2: I'll get the Botox ready :D
by gee;x. November 13, 2011
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bote-sexual

Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bote-sexual guys are only into their botes
Unlike the common boat-sexual bote-sexuals cannot control their attraction to botes and it will turn into a problem. A bote sexual will often find themselves fantasizing about hot bote sex during their daily lives such as during class or work
Simon tried so hard to fit in with the normies at school but he often was made fun of for being a bote-sexual.
by ilovebotes September 25, 2017
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bote

See boat. Qoolz way of spelling boat.
I sail the bote on the horizon.
by CelticWonder November 19, 2002
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tu madre es un bote grande

Juan: Tu madre es un bote grande.
Paco: Ay! Dios mio!
by Scheissty Whore January 20, 2005
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