Boobery

As defined by being boob-like; stupid; acting foolheartedly

I tire of that man's boobery!

by S. Stano May 22, 2003

Baby Boomer

An American who was born between 1941 and 1955. This generation is collectively known as "the baby boomers" or "the boomers" and was given everything it ever wanted through the hard work of its parents. Many of these boomers grew up to be self-righteous individuals who today are attempting to destroy every well-meaning public service program in existence.

In response to the 1970's oil crisis, the boomers passed legislation to expand the fuel efficiency of motorized vehicles. After the crisis subsided however, the boomers decided to forgo their efforts instead of learning from the experience, causing America to pay dearly today as a result. Their ridiculous spending in the housing market only combined with this folly to produce the economic meltdown that the country knows all-too-well today.

Favorite pass-times include bullying 20-somethings over perceived irresponsibility, overeating, not exercising, spending large sums of money, and introducing corrupt maladaptive political legislation. Unfortunately specific examples would not serve to prove these concepts well, as no set of examples could sufficiently express the sheer stupidity and foolishness that the boomers have exhibited time and time again in The United States of America.

Overall, their generation will go down in the history books as being the most selfish and maladaptive the world has ever known.

College Student: "Wait, so you're telling me that just because I'm not over the age of 24 the federal government refuses to acknowledge the fact that I am financially independent and thus will not give me any more financial aid than I can already acquire?"
Financial Aid Adviser: "That's right. I'm sorry to say it, but the Baby Boomers just don't care about your generation that much... I'm sorry."

by a college student- June 9, 2011

Boober

Boober is a new ridesharing app, similar to Uber. The big difference - the drivers are topless females. It costs twice the amount of an Uber, but it's well worth it!

Hey boys, screw catching an Uber tonight - let's catch a Boober instead!

by Jaydee437 July 5, 2018

baby boomer

The generation that destroyed the West.

This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.

by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

Zombie Bomber

The guy in the crew who will literally sleep with the ugliest girls not only as a wing man but also flying solo.

Damn dude I cannot believe you slept with that feral carnie last night, I must admit you're quite the zombie bomber.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.

Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

Baby boomer

A hippicritical and arrogant generation that tries to discredit younger generations despite that....

Baby boomers-
-Did not fight a war. (We have Iraq)
-Were more rebellious than US and they call us rebellious.
-Were hippies.
- Demand respect for your elders
- Did not really invent anything

-Want us all to work in a factory and are just mad that they can't understand our job descriptions.
-Were literally born only because they needed more population and not because people wanted kids. (Ouch)
- Did not have to worry about crushing college debts that the younger generations have to worry about.
List goes on....

by Crediblesea November 18, 2018