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Blue Bonnet

A synonym of the term "Butterface," this term can be used more covertly to express your opinion of a girl's appearance without arousing her suspicion. Inspired by the logo on the famous brand of margarine.
Q: "Hey, what's that party looking like?"

A: "Eh, just a bunch of Blue Bonnets hanging out."
by TD4354 October 16, 2009
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Boner bonnet

Dude, when you go to the store pick me up some boner bonnets. I have an easy date tonight.
by DickCummings October 27, 2011
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on it like a car bonnet

on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines to be in hot pursuit of either a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating)

b) for a civilian in search of new unplanned adventure in the great outdoor wilderness.

c) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

d) to be in the middle of doing something important
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael, on it like a car bonnet; i don't think we should be disturb him (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine. I hope they become a cute little couple, lol.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster. Hang on partner, let me call me my wifey, tell her aqbout Michael and his big fish.

officer b): don't call your wife with such nonsense, you buckwheat brains; she may be on it like a car bonnet, probably playing bingo with her girlfriends or whatever.
by Sexydimma October 1, 2012
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bee in my bonnet

A personal 'pet peeve.' Someting that irks you.
A bee in my bonnet is the general lack of knowledge regarding classic literature.
by Selby June 17, 2004
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Ukrainian bonnet

When a man shaves his head bald, puts a crazy amount of lube on it and shoves his head into the vagina of a woman.
Dan: Hey why did Ted go Bald?

Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.

Dan: What a sick fuck!
by shaved all over September 11, 2012
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Put a bonnet on it!

A indie way to say, "Wear a condom."
Nick M: Put a bonnet on it!
Ryan: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
by THE Young Vein August 27, 2010
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beatle bonnet

a womans vagina, also know as:
snatch
spam purse
gamon steak
cunt
mound
box
gash
slot
minge
twat
and many more but i cant think
dude look at her beatle bonnet, its pressing against her trousers!
by feaces face October 15, 2005
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