Fuck blinder

When going to Atlantic City. The person your with is so pent up and horny that you screw for mutliple hours. Then attempt to walk around the casino only to walk in circles as if you had "blinders" on.

When attempting to navigate your way to AC, you continously get lost and end up in Philadelphia because you have your Fuck Blinders on. When your mind is distracted by images and smells of "fucking". All leading you to crazy comments such as, "Let'sgo make some babies".

by The original Fuck Blinder November 27, 2011

Scottish Blindfold

When pull down your pants and underwear, you crouch over a girls face, and put each of your balls on the girl's eyes so she cannot see.

"I just gave that blonde a Scottish Blindfold!"

by Man on the ridge August 29, 2011

Beijing Blindfold

A common term for dental-floss.

Bro, why is Woo-Han squinting so hard?

I don't know man, someone must've put the ol' Beijing Blindfold on em'.

by Joeseph Wildwood October 20, 2023

to turn a blind eye

to ignore something and pretend you do not see it

I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!

by worterbuch February 15, 2015

blind guardian

A Damn. Good. Band.
You need no other explaination. Now, GO PICK UP THEIR CD.

Generic kid 1: I LIEK MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.

Generic kid 2: Blind Guardian destroys them.

Generic kid 1: *emo tear*

by LIEK HALLO December 28, 2005

legally blind

The amount of vision one has where they can see, barely, but not enough to drive a getaway car.

I'm innocent. I am legally blind, so how am I gonna drive a getaway car?

by jermwash November 11, 2014

Bindi Irwin syndrome

When a child is a show off and is as annoying as Bindi Irwin (daughter of the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin). For those of you who don't understand the level of annoying that is Bindi Irwin it's sort of like when a kid acts like an over enthusiastic adult and act like they know the answer for everything. The child could possiblly have an over exaggerated and obnoxious laugh that makes you want to smack them in the face.

Child: I KNOW ALL ABOUT ANIMALS. I'm a grown up, I know everything blah blah blah blah blah blah! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person: That kid has Bindi Irwin syndrome

by PyroYourMother December 25, 2010