Bobs appointment

Was faker than trumps election

So fake
Bobs appointment was faker than u

by Trolling January 28, 2019

Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex

Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.

by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019

Bobs your oyster

It's a hybrid of two common sayings eg the worlds your oyster X bobs your uncle

There you go son bobs your oyster

by Uncleboozer August 22, 2019

bobs burgers sweep

this is what i call it bobs burgers sweep,
the bobs burgers sweep is the act of running in a circle of an empty theater room while saying "this is what it's call its bobs burgers sweep"

Person 1: lets go do bobs burgers sweep
person 2: hell yeah
5 minute later
person 1: this is what i call it's bobs burgers sweep
person to this is what i call it's bobs burgers sweep

by bobsburgersweeper2414 June 14, 2022

bobs and vegana

Indian people will get turned on when they see Bobs and vegana its a meme bruh suck my I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter

Indian: *sees boobs* Omg Bobs and vegana

by MeatEaterLive August 17, 2017

Bobs your aunt

You find out your uncle bob actually had a sex change
Therefore, Bobs your aunt... with balls.... Maybe

Ger: And there ya go, Bobs your uncle

Marty: No, Bobs your aunt with balls bitch!

by BlackMamber January 22, 2011

BOBS YOUR UNCLE

A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".

Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.

by omgiwillpwnu September 15, 2008