Boob Static

A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.

"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"

"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."

by sarzia September 30, 2011

Booba Diving

Diving face first into a pair of boobs. Occasionally you have to come up for air.

Jeff: Look at that guy go, he's got it on tonight.

Brad: Yeah he's gone booba diving, we won't be seeing him for a while.

by Azzacadabra February 12, 2013

boob floober

A boob floober is someone who floobs another's boobs. The action of "floobing" is to place your hand under a boob, then to wiggle around your fingers. If you are getting your boobs floobed, your are not the boob floober, but the floobee.

Male 1: Did you hang out with Becky last night?
Male 2: Yeah she let me floob her boobs!
Male 1: Sick man! I bet youre an awesome boob floober!

by gay loser baby August 19, 2014

Boob stare

The slack-jawed look of a typical man who is staring obviously at a womens boobs. The common man, while in this trance, is oblivious to all activities other than the bouncing of the target females boobs.

Usually ends disastrously (a slap to the face.)

Kasey: Oh. My. God. That freak Aaron is giving me a boob stare! Eeeeeewww...

Aaron: Hey bro, check it out! Are you seeing what i am seeing? Look at Kasey's boobs!!!

by Boobinator15 August 15, 2011

total boob recall

or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.

Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...

Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.

by Davester75 December 27, 2014

Sunder Boob

The revealing of both the side and the bottom area of a womans breast.

"OMG! I can't believe I'm seeing both side AND under boob!!!!

"No, thats Sunder Boob!"

by Pigliver July 19, 2009

Boob Fuck

When a guy uses his penis to have sexual intercourse with a girls breasts.

Chad : Hey babe I got A boner remove your panties so I can fuck you!
Kiersten: Sorry I'm ovulating and would rather not get pregnant again!
Chad : No problem I will just Boob Fuck you then squirt cum all over your naked body!
Kiersten : Wow you always have a solution to satisfy your sexual needs!
Chad : Shut up and get naked!

by SlopNChop January 24, 2017