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ghost-blog

A once frequently updated, searched, and visited online journal, now left abandoned by it's creator.
In a web search for a cure for toe-jam, Sally stumbled upon an ancient ghost-blog all about feet.
by El Jay Terry January 24, 2009
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Night Blogging

Night blogging begins usually around 11pm, and finishes in the early morning. Bloggers on tumblr will blog strange things, sometimes deep yet completely messed up, sometimes utterly meaningless, sometimes gifs of stupid things, and sometimes bloggers will even go as far as to question the existance of humanity in those few strange hours. The posts that are reblogged are generally irrelevant to the theme of the users blog, but yet the post is considered acceptable, because of course, it is night. It is considered acceptable to blog in this strange, retarded manner in these night hours, so usually, if a blogger is online at night, they will find very strange posts on their dashboard.
Hey, it's 2am so what the hell. I'll reblog this picture of a bald man with flying eyebrows. Nobody cares when you're night blogging.
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Blog Police

Reputation management done by weak minded A-list bloggers.
Synonym: Bullying.
by ElaineK August 17, 2003
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Check the Blog

When someone takes an L and it is over for them, the only way to recover from said L is to check the blog.
John: "I have a track workout today and I forgot lunch"
Bob: "Check the Blog, it's ova"
by qwertysdfghzxcvbn June 21, 2016
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dropping a blog

A sardonic reference to the reality that sometimes blogging is about as meaningful as evacuating one’s bowels.
I gotta go online as I be dropping a blog!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2020
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haircut blog

A blog or blog post that describes completely normal, typical, and often disinteresting everyday events such as going to school, paying bills, or getting a haircut.
Her frequent haircut blogs were a definite sign that she needed a more active social life.
by Lyndse November 5, 2008
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Blog-it-out

When the cruel reality of the world affects one so deeply and unjustly, the only course of action to relieve the pain is to blog about it.
Person: What a day! My car broke down, I lost my job, and my girlfriend dumped me! I don't know how I'm going to survive!

Me: You should probably just go home and blog-it-out.
by amyv23 September 3, 2008
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