blondtardo

a blondie so dumb she reminds of a retarded person

a blondtardo was asked what to do if four cars arrive exactly at the same time at an intersection with four stop signs. she said 'one driver steps out of the car and directs the traffic'

by raspberrydressing747 April 25, 2011

blocktail

reluctantly buying an alcoholic beverage at a bar for the friend or friends, often of the opposite sex, of a romantic interest

“I can’t believe I had to get that dude a $12 blocktail just to keep talking to that chick!”

by momofyre December 13, 2017

Blackyarding

When you get blacked out drunk in your backyard all day

“I can’t leave the house because of Coronavirus so I’m going to be out blackyarding all day”

by Curltastrophe March 30, 2020

Blockland

A shitty Roblox knockoff with low-quality art with a shittier forum that fucks various people over, hopefully it will finally get shut down. Just watch as the defenders try to vote this down in a attempt to censor this.

Blockland is what happens you take Roblox and shove it down a unflushed clogged toilet.

by The Painful Reality April 11, 2020

Blocklander

A Blocklander is anyone who plays Blockland, that game where you build stuff by Eric Hartman.

I bought Blockland for $20. My BL name, let's say, is Munkey456. I play blockland. I'm a blocklander. Yahoo.

by Pacnet2012 October 21, 2012

Return to Blockland

Return to Blockland (or RTB) was a social network that Blocklanders could access in-game if they had the addon installed. It gave players the access to a chat room, a "friends" and "friends list" function, and a menu to install addons from the menu. I know that there is more that I am forgetting, but it has been more than a year since it was shut down.

It was shut down around February 6th, 2014.
There is however, a website that emulates the website edition, not the overlay. It is however, just the addon menu. I can't link it here, but you can still google it.

Guy 1: Dude, I just found this cool addon for Blockland!
Guy 2: Really? What is it?
Guy 1: It's called Return to Blockland, or something like that, just install it. It adds social features and a place to install addons.
Guy 2: Sounds cool, let's check it out!

by Jshotgun August 5, 2015

Blotard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blotard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 12, 2008