Ferricks blinker

When you “chief” the cart and say you hit a blinker but in reality you aren’t pulling hard enough and the light goes off.

Yo you just hit that shit for 3 seconds and the light blinked you just hit a ferricks blinker!

by Renajons January 28, 2023

The Blinker Rule

In an effort to facilitate a more focused driving experience, it is not necessary to use your blinkers / turn signals at speeds above 100mph.

"Did he use his blinkers when he passed you?"
"Nope"
"Well then he must have been obeying the blinker rule"

by Brian Wright January 16, 2008

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

lane change no blinker

while heavily engrossed in sex, and without any warning or hint, the male quickly removes his member and jams it into his girlfriend's/wife's leather cheerio.

while bob was banging mrs. cleaver, he got tired of her loose roast beef curtains, so immediately conducted a lane change no blinker.

by johnny lurline February 17, 2007

betty boop blinkers

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.

Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!

by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018

Nice blinker, asshole

A common Boston saying when driving, since no one in the city uses a blinker. This rude, yet common, driving behavior transcends all ages and gender.

"Nice blinker, asshole!" said the Bostonian as the yellow Subaru cut him off.

by Grant Rampus August 2, 2016

Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.

He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox

by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019