batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

Possum Biting

N. Also known as Possum wrestling. To engage another in a pseudo-wrestling match where one person is the "feisty possum" or "rabid possum." That person is the biter, who attempts to bite their opponent on the butt or sometimes stomach or other areas. The opponent must try to resist the "possum's" bite, and subdue the creature. Named after the vicious bite one can receive from an opossum. This game is most frequently played in the south, esp. by children.

"My sister and I 'possum bit' each other often as children, but we tried not to draw blood."

"I always did have fun possum biting with my next door neighbors."

by SouthernFriedChicken February 5, 2010

soul-biting

When a person is struck with fear or scared to the point that it's almost like somebody disturbed their own soul.

Holy crap, did you see that thing that looked like a ghost by that tree over there? That was pretty soul-biting!"

by Lawrence K. April 1, 2010

Miss Britting

Calling old memes new. Often used by teachers who think that they're hip at Calvary Chapel High School.

Miss Mary: "I like all your cool new fads such as YOLO and doge"
Jake: "What are you talking about?"

Landon: "She's just Miss Britting by discussing what she thinks is cool, but failing at it!"

by Secretguy22 May 8, 2019