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Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas
Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
by Charles_U_Farley August 10, 2010
Get the Joe Barton mug.A paid political campaign operative, working particularly for liberty-oriented Republican candidates. Bentonites have porous principles (if they have any principles at all) and are formed by anti-social psychopathic behavior and the decomposition of the US Constitution. Bentonites have heads that swell 5 to 6 times their original volume in the presence of large amounts of grassroots donations. Bentonites are most useful in sucking up to establishment Republicans, sabotaging political campaigns, paying themselves outrageous salaries, and betraying liberty.
The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
The word became popularized during the 2012 Ron Paul Presidential Campaign.
"What happened to our national delegate majorities in all those states?"
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
"Yeah, unfortunately they were outed and de-credentialed with the help of a bentonite."
by Juan Martin Diez September 13, 2012
Get the bentonite mug.As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
by piperdown71 November 2, 2009
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