ailurophobia

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1. The irrational fear of cats.
2. The rational fear of millions of pictures of stupid kittens taking up valuable storage space on the internet.

Jane's collection of kitten pictures had filled the 1 terabyte hard drive. This drove Dick crazy to the point his family had him committed. Diagnosis: ailurophobia.

ailurophobia by Pussygalore July 23, 2012

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Ailurophiliac

an individual who loves cats. Also confused ailurophobia, which is the fear of cats.

Susanne - "Hey, Ashton, are you a cat person or a dog person?"

Ashton - "I'm an ailurophiliac."

Susanne - "What does that mean?"

Ashton - "It means I love cats!"

Ailurophiliac by BabyyAshton04 October 7, 2012

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ailurophobia • ailuruphobia • Ablutophobia • ailurophagia • ailurophasia • ailurophilia • Ailurophiliac

ailuruphobia

The fear of cats.

(Bob) OMG IT'S A CAT!
(Bob2) So?
(Bob) MAKE IT GO AWAYYYY
(Bob2) You scared of cats, bro?
(Bob) MAKE IT GO AWAY ALREADYYY

(Bob2) So, I take it as you have ailuruphobia...
(Bob) *faints when cat touches him*
(Bob2) Okay, you do.

ailuruphobia by Nobody~ October 19, 2012

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ailurophagia

The consumption of cats, either living or dead.

When I got home this afternoon, my cat was missing another leg. There's so much ailurophagia in this world, I just don't know what to do sometimes.

ailurophagia by David M-C February 23, 2008

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Ablutophobia

Fear of washing or bathing.

This person has a case of ablutophobia; s/he is scared of washing or bathing.

Ablutophobia by Nick Walker November 30, 2003

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ailurophasia

1. A disorder where a person constantly speaks like a cat.

2. An error in Charlie Brown Christmas where Lucy refers to a fear of cats as this instead of ailurophobia.

1. Person A: It's time to send you to the behavior health clinic to treat your ailurophasia.

Person B: (meows nervously)

2. Lucy: If you're afraid of cats, you have ailurophasia.

ailurophasia by Always Obsessing July 13, 2023

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ailurophilia

Sexual attraction to cats.

I just love the feeling of my cat licking my own dick.
If she had bigger pussy, I would put it in her.
Seems I have an ailurophilia m8.

ailurophilia by Illegalcoder February 16, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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