A rounded, bespectacled, hairy creature with an insatiable appetite for alcohol and a deviant liking of root vegetables.
Gaz : "Have you seen Bennett ? We're supposed to be going out tonight"
Al : "Steve Bennett ?"
Gaz : "Don't be crazy man, no one can handle a night out with Steve Bennett"
Al : "Steve Bennett ?"
Gaz : "Don't be crazy man, no one can handle a night out with Steve Bennett"
by Baku Goose November 28, 2009
Editor-in-Chief of the H (see: hardocp.com)
If you took Hitler, and surgically attached a douche bag to him, you would have a pretty close approximation to Kyle Bennett.
If you took Hitler, and surgically attached a douche bag to him, you would have a pretty close approximation to Kyle Bennett.
by Poncherllo March 21, 2010
bennett is the best. he's the only guy who will listen to your problems for hours and help you get through them. you can tell him anything and he'll keep it. he's so trust worth. he'll never talk bad about you.i swear to god ill do anything for just 1 minute with him, just one hug, but i cant and it hurts. hes literally my angel. youll need him. he's so sweet. once you meet him you'll realize you've met the most amazing boy you've ever met. you won't believe me until you actually see him. hes the most precious thing and he's so adorable and sweet. dear girl who likes him. please don't hurt him. he doesnt deserve it. once you'll hurt him you'll feel so guilty because he doesnt deserve it. oh and izzy you suck. i hope you never find love. you shouldn't have done what you did. to the girl he's in love with right now, treat him well. please don't hurt him.you to together are so gorgeous and you really make him happy and i love it when hes happy so please dont break his heart. if you do ill find you and it wont be pretty :) i love you bennett, - sama
by sama loves bennett October 21, 2020
A Kaitlin Bennett is a word to describe someone who is a terrible person, typically categorized as a homophobe and or transphobe. Such person can usually be found flaunting their unwanted offensive opinion on Twitter and bothering college students about gender identity.
by slut4jesus April 13, 2020
1. A friend who makes the commitment to party and then doesn't show up and/or return your calls/texts.
2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
2. A large headed homo sapien with alopecia.
Sam: Hey where's Matt? He said he was going to go out and party tonight.
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
Andy: Yeah he did...WTF is Matt?
Ben: I'll tell you where Matt is.....
Tyson: Who cares....he's such a Bennett Bailer.
Bobby: Let's go surfing then!
by Operator 826 December 21, 2009
Bonnie Bennett is the most powerful witch in TVD. She is also super kind and caring. Her Stan’s are also super cool. She is the best TVDU character and solos your faves. Anyway Bonnie > you.
by bennettluv January 1, 2022
The most Beautiful and sexiest pretty princess to have ever graced our Earth and or time. She is a role model in every category and crown Jewell of beauty. The light to brighten a darkening world.
by Fleas garebear June 6, 2020