bennett nicholson 

bennett is the best. he's the only guy who will listen to your problems for hours and help you get through them. you can tell him anything and he'll keep it. he's so trust worth. he'll never talk bad about you.i swear to god ill do anything for just 1 minute with him, just one hug, but i cant and it hurts. hes literally my angel. youll need him. he's so sweet. once you meet him you'll realize you've met the most amazing boy you've ever met. you won't believe me until you actually see him. hes the most precious thing and he's so adorable and sweet. dear girl who likes him. please don't hurt him. he doesnt deserve it. once you'll hurt him you'll feel so guilty because he doesnt deserve it. oh and izzy you suck. i hope you never find love. you shouldn't have done what you did. to the girl he's in love with right now, treat him well. please don't hurt him.you to together are so gorgeous and you really make him happy and i love it when hes happy so please dont break his heart. if you do ill find you and it wont be pretty :) i love you bennett, - sama

girl- i need someone to treat me well and make me feel loved
me-BENNETT NICHOLSON!!!

bennett nicholson by sama loves bennett October 21, 2020

bennett nicholson 

bennett nicholson is one of the most amazing people ever, hes honest, trustworthy, calm, loyal, and everything you look for in a guy. he's very forgiving and will always be there for you when ever you need him. hell always be their for you through thick and thin. he's the best person you'll ever meet. he is the most amazing beautiful person i've ever met i love him so much and i'll never forget him hopefully he doesn't forget me hehe. don't hurt him. he doesn't deserve that. he doesn't deserve to be taken advantage of. hes so kind and deserves the world. and trust me when i tell you this. hes the best you'll ever get.

bennett nicholson loves sama :)

bennett nicholson by sama loves bennett October 19, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016