Monday banger

Term used by people who are drinking booze on Monday but aren't alcoholics.

Peter: Wow, fucking drinking on Mondays? Drunk.
Justin: No man, Mondays are just plain shitty. A Monday banger takes the edge off the coming work week.

by MarshalJD March 30, 2009

Spoon banger

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

by chuzbesko August 3, 2010

Gravy Banger

A male who relentlessly continues to hump and pound the vajayjay after busting one, even two, nuts inside his girl.

Carl is a gravy banger. He nuts up his old lady and just pounds her to a frothy, drippy cream.

by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2016

Shlang Banger

when a girl gets so much black dick she becomes extremely loose.

Boi that white bitch is a shlang banger.

by Nig_Nog-1 October 12, 2016

Air Berger

An absolute dirty sap of the schuaz.

Hey man, can I huck an air berger out of your schuaz

by Cliff McDiver February 19, 2020

Tin banger

Slang for a tradesmen who specializes in making duct work, putting in duct work and Sheetmetal instillation.

The tin banger came to my house today to put in my ducts.

by Jds_truck June 9, 2013

Bender Bending Rodrieguez

Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.

FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!

by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005