sac it like a massive bellend

To end/terminate an action

I hate this job, lets sac it like a massive bellend.

by Alex Reinwalt June 11, 2006

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nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.

He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.

by loadsamessages January 13, 2023

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sore bellend

When mark t has to much sex

Oh mark fuck me

No babe i have a sore bellend

by Not sam wright January 10, 2018

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Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024

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Bellender

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender

- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!

by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

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bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024

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