beefy logs

A snack eaten in South Park, presumably by Eric Cartman. Also see cheesy poofs.

"I made beefy logs!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Beefy

a thick or nice ass

Damn Christina you got a beefy.

by Rob February 3, 2003

Beefy Chaos

A Beefy Chaos is an epic sex maneuver that begins when a man goes to a club with his pants stuffed with slabs of raw meat. He then picks up a sweet babe and convinces her to go home with him.

After ten minutes of dry humping, the female will begin to think that the squishy lump fornicating her asscheeks is merely the young stud's impressively huge, yet unerect phallus.

As the male continues to kiss the female gently on the cheeks, the female seeks to engage the full potential of the schlong. The female unbuttons his pants and... Surprise! It's a Beefy Chaos!

Girl 1: I got Beefy Chaosed again last night.
Girl 2: Again? Wtf!
Girl 1: Good thing I'm vegan.
Girl 2: Ain't that the truth, high five!

by Hollywood Halk October 6, 2008

beefy arm

trogdor the burninator has one of these growing out of his back, due to the artistic licence of one strong bad

"And lets give him one of them beefy arms..."

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

Beeslyed

When one fails academically, as in failing an exam or class. Derived from Pam Beesly of The Office (U.S.) who failed out of art school.

Oh man, I totally Beeslyed my history exam and now I'm gonna fail the class.

by Cathy Simms Halpert August 17, 2020

Pam Beesly Syndrome

Guys are said to have Pam Beesly Syndrome when they exist in a limited dating pool with one moderately attractive female on which all male attention has become fixated over time. Said fixation elivates the female's attractiveness exponentially over time, making her appear hotter and more desirable then she would in an open dating pool.

You wouldn't be concidering her at all if you didn't have Pam Beesly Syndrome.

by IAmProbablyPooping February 2, 2017

Beefy-Cut

A butch lesbian. One that is desperate for any woman she can get her hands on. The type of lesbians that you might see in prison.

Girl #1: Jessi kept telling me I was sexy and she wanted me to clean her kitchen in a french maid's outfit.
Girl #2: That damn Beefy-Cut.

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! August 3, 2007