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chat shit get banged

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.
Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.
by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016
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Banger

something great, a hit or a classic. It can be a song, video, or event
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banger's remorse

Like buyer's remorse, banger's remorse is a feeling of regret, but it comes the day after banging someone. (Slightly more vulgar than boinker's remorse.)
Pat woke up with a hangover, discovered Chris naked in the bed, and experienced banger's remorse.
by LaLaLander17 February 15, 2009
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night banger

Of girl or a women,somebody who has sex with her in the bed at night,another definition for a male sex partner,the terms originates from a word frequently used by peopl of Borujerd city,lran.
Ronin:Do you know that piece of ass living in the hous across from us?
Adol:yeah,any idea who her night banger is?
Ronin:Probably the tall guy who drops her of everymorning at the corner.
by babak January 11, 2017
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Bunting Bangers

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck
by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021
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Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life
Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"
by mrperson123 December 13, 2018
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bagglers

the fries at the bottom of the fast food bag when all the food is removed.

The holder of the bag thus gets the "Bagglers"
"Here, take your burger so i can have these bagglers."
by Eli Ouellette October 12, 2008
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