a load of old bollocks

a phrase used in British English to denote that a particular statement is unworthy of belief. A "bollock" is a testicle.

"His story was a load of old bollocks."

by Montgomery, James May 13, 2005

bollocks

1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.

a:That film was bollocks!

b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.

a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.

by dudeman April 16, 2004

the dogs bollocks

a colloquial term, used mainly in england. bollocks being bad, dogs bollocks meaning good.

bollocks, my nose is bleeding.

that punch was the dogs bollocks.

by purefuckinbrit September 28, 2005

bollocksology

1)bollocksology is the burocratic study of talking bollocks
2) christian science

1) that P.T.A. meeting was a load of bollocksology
2) bollocksology

by ldada December 25, 2006

silly as a box of bollocks

A term used to denote irrational and daft behaviour in someone not noted to be the most level-headed person in normal circumstances anyway.

As in "that Jacko...he's as silly as a box of bollocks".

by Clarkyboy March 7, 2005

fanny bollocks

Fanny Bollocks - Term used loosely when describing a male who shows characteristics of a woman even though he is a man. Someone who enjoys whinging constantly to annoy and anger his fellow companions. Does'nt want to go out and get pissed every night because he'd rather sleep.

Man 1 : Are you coming down the pub for a drink?
Man 2: Aaaaarrr......i dont know....no cant be bothered
Man 1 : You fannny bollocks

by matt November 11, 2004

Dog's Bollocks

According To the Early Twenty-First Century Commedian Eddie Izzard, The 'dog's bollocks' is a good compliment, as opposed to 'bollocks' which is a bad compliment.

"Your Majesty the Queen, that dress your wearing is the dog's bollocks!" -Eddie Izzard

by Mister Fred November 29, 2003